You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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