In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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