it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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