The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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