We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Shame - the story of my life.
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