I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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