Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The adults are the big ones right?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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