"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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