these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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