How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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