Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
