why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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