she was so not down for the gang bang
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Is it because I queefed?
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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