I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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