their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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