And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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