Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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