its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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