Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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