I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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