I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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