i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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