If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Someone shattered a urinal.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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