small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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