Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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