We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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