at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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