You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do vagina's smell?
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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