Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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