I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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