Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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