It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just high enough for therapy.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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