great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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