Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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