What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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