just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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