Yo dont text me then not text me
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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