marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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