I just pynch a tree in the face
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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