I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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