Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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