Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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