I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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