I think I just saw someone hide a body.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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