we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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