hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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