David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
