He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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