My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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