This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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