Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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