What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's rum buckets o'clock
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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