...so i touched it.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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