i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my sisters under your porch take her home
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
