That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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