Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
do nipples grow back?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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