Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough